Episode Title: Four, No Trump
Season 06, Episode 26
Episode of 126 of 344
Written by Melanie Mintz
Directed by John Patterson
Original Airdate: Thursday,
April 11th, 1985
The Plot (Courtesy of TV.Com): Gary tells Greg he will be
part of Empire Valley, and then lies to Mack, telling him it's a legitimate
business. Dr. Ackerman won't talk to Karen, so Mack tells her he'll help her to
get evidence. Val sneaks out of Ben's, and then cancels dates with him. Ben's
frustrated, and Val tells Karen she's trying to act normal, but feels like
she's going crazy because she knows the babies are alive. Karen hires Eric to
be the Assistant General Manager at Lotus Point. Abby tells Greg about Scott
Easton and the babies, and tells Greg she needs the missing notebook pages. He
gives her some pages, but they don't have the information on them. Greg goes to
the Fishers and watches them from his car. Ruth makes snide comments to Laura
about Greg spending so much time with Abby, and tells Greg that she likes Abby
much better.
When
My Beloved Grammy and I finished up our last disk of KL eps, Karen had finally managed to successfully track down Dr.
Ackerman in Vegas after cleverly having him paged to come to the pay
phones. He answered the phone and said,
“This is Dr. Ackerman,” and Karen spun around all epic-like and then our ep
concluded. Happily, today’s ep up for
discussion, Four, No Trump, picks up
at literally that exact same second and we just keep on continuing with the
scene. I’ve noticed this a lot lately,
by the way, where eps end and then the next ep just picks right up in the same
scene. By this point, the show is so
fully serialized that it’s almost easy to forget about the first three seasons
and all those standalone eps contained within, since we’ve now had three solid
seasons of the show being a serial in which one must watch every ep in proper
order to understand what’s going on.
This also prompted a little thought in my brain, which is how easy or
difficult it would be to just string a whole ton of eps together and turn them
into one giant-ass movie. Could it be
done? Would it flow? I dunno, and in any case, it’s not important;
Dr. Ackerman and Karen and Val’s babies are important, so let's talk about that. Karen
immediately confronts Ackerman and he obviously denies everything, which is to
be expected. I think what’s significant
in this scene is the fact that he’s clearly nervous and in a hurry to get away
from Karen. He tries to present it as,
“I’m a big fat important doctor guy and I’m busy and you’re a crazy woman and
you’re harassing me and Bob Loblaw,” but Karen can see how sweaty and panicky
he truly is. Dr. Ackerman is all like,
“Hey, crazy bitch, you know I can’t discuss another patient’s medical
information or whatever, so get away from me,” and he quickly evacuates the
proceedings, leaving Karen standing alone and looking sly.
Ah,
lovely Karen. While I’m not sure if Karen
is still my absolute 100% favorite character
on the show the way she used to be upon my first viewing (and this is mostly
because on second viewing I am realizing how absolutely everyone in the cast at
this point in the series is just fucking perfect and amazing and bringing all
their own special, unique, wonderful qualities of brilliance to their
character, so I feel like I really can’t single out just one person and declare
them my favorite), God, do I still love her dearly. The thing that I love most about Karen, aside
from her inherent decency and goodness, is that she is a force to be reckoned
with when she puts her mind to accomplishing something. When she gets serious about doing something,
there’s no stopping her, and now that she has declared that she believes Val’s
babies are alive and she believes Dr. Ackerman is involved in this whole
conspiracy, she is going to attack full throttle and do whatever needs to be
done to find the truth. She is not going
to half-ass it, she’s not going to go to Vegas and talk to Dr. Ackerman and then
immediately give up after he denies everything, no, definitely not, no way.
When
Karen returns home from Vegas, she officially has a partner in this
investigation via Mack. In the past few
eps, we’ve seen Mack express some hesitation about whether Val’s babies could
still be alive or not, but I think by this point he believes they are just as
strongly as Karen does, and ever the supportive husband and world’s most
perfect man, he’s gonna help her out now, too.
He also gives her some very good advice when he says what she needs to
do now is sorta lay low as far as Dr. Ackerman is concerned. It wouldn’t be wise for her to continue to
harass him and chase after him; all that would do is put him further on the
defensive. What they need to do now is a
lot of research and a lot of connecting the dots, but quietly, without making a
big fuss of it, until they are absolutely sure that they are right and that
they can prove it.
Karen’s
little trip to Vegas scared Dr. Ackerman enough that he immediately calls up
Abs to tell her about who he bumped into after his bridge tournament. He tells Abs that she’d better get Karen off
his back or else she’s going to be in big trouble; “If I go down, you go down
with me,” he tells her, reminding her of her kinda-sorta involvement in this
whole thing. When Abs reminds him that
she did not really have any involvement, that she never wanted this to happen,
that she just made one simple offhand comment to ‘80s Rapist Beard Scott Easton
and then poof, the babies were gone, Dr. Ackerman reminds her that no jury is
going to care about that or even believe her, that her hands will look just as
dirty as his do.
We
get a lot of good Abs stuff in this
ep, by the way, so let’s sorta walk through the different moments. One of the first scenes involves her getting
a phone call informing her that Olivia and Brian were both in a car crash. I guess they were driving with some random
white guy for some reason (it was never really clear to me who this random
white guy was or why he was driving them, but whatever) and they got in a crash
and their car flipped over. We have this
brief moment of suspense after Abs gets this phone call but before we confirm
that the kids are still alive. Gary and
Abs rush to the scene of the accident and Abs is visibly shaken to her core,
praying out loud to God that the kids be alright. When they arrive, they discover the flipped
over car but, very fortunately, Brian and Olivia are both unhurt (I’m glad
Olivia’s alright; I still really don’t give a shit about Brian and never have
and probably never will). We learn that
it was a drunk driver who hit them after falling asleep at the wheel, prompting
the black cop at the scene to say, “When will people learn that you can’t drink
and drive?” I put this in my notes
because to me it signified a change in attitudes towards drinking and driving
as we move through the ‘80s. Remember
way back in Pilot when Diana and
Marion Ravenwood got drunk and went swimming in the ocean and then drove back
home? In my writeup, I noted how nobody
really gave a shit about the drinking and driving, that they were more
concerned with them swimming in the ocean while drunk, and I said how this
reflected an older era where we still weren’t that serious about the dangers of
drinking and driving. This was also
displayed in Bottom of the Bottle: Part One, when a very drunken Gary hopped in his car and sped away from the
cul-de-sac and Sid casually said something like, “Oh, he’s probably going to an
all night movie,” and, again, nobody said anything about how Gary probably
shouldn’t be driving. Well, those eps
were 1979-1980, and now we are officially at the precise midpoint of the ‘80s,
1985, and I think this is really the time when things like MADD started to come
to prominence and people started to actively speak about and care about the
dangers of intoxicated motor vehicle operating.
I also note this because it’s not the last time we have a little bit of
a “drive sober” message on this disk; there was an ep a little after this one
(blanking on which one it was) in which Ben and Mack are drinking giant beers
at a bar and then Mack declares how he’s going to order a cab and not drive his
car. If these eps were airing in 1980, I
feel like nobody would be saying a God damn word about it.
The
truly significant thing about this scene is that we again see how complex and
three-dimensional Abs is, and that when all is said and done, her children will
always be the most important thing in the world to her. She sleeps around, she screws people in
business deals, she’s always looking out for number one, she’s ruthless, but
she loves her children deeply and she cares for them well. We’ve seen this displayed many times
throughout the series, always done in such a fabulously subtle way that it
sorta sneaks up on you; at this point you think back over Abby’s time on the
show and realize how many times we’ve seen her being a good mother to Olivia and
Brian. While watching this ep, My
Beloved Grammy even said, “Abby’s one redeeming quality is that she’s a good
mother.” Okay, so this scene is good for
that reason, but it’s also got more going on beneath the surface; I think this
scene is something of a wakeup call to Abs, because for that couple of minutes
in which she worries that her kids might be hurt or killed, she is able to
better understand the way Val must feel at this exact moment.
There
are a significant amount of callbacks to past events on the series in this ep,
something I really appreciated, and one of the first callbacks involves Abs
sitting down to talk to Greg and telling him about that time back in early
season three when her Transmorpher ex-husband stole her kids from her and she
didn’t know where they were for several weeks.
She talks about how lonely and desperate and awful she felt during this
whole time, how all she could think about was wanting them back with her. This scene really made me happy and made me
respect KL’s unbelievably talented
writing staff all the more. If you’ll
recall, way back in season three, when I was still pretty critical about many
aspects of the series and things hadn’t yet turned into an insane orgy of amazingness
(the orgy of amazingness started in season four and, so far, has still not let
up one bit), I really didn’t care all that much for the story of Olivia and
Brian being kidnapped by their father. I
believe I was kinda sorta indifferent to it, that I said how it was a story, it
was whatever, it was fine, but it wasn’t all that compelling. However, by having Abs bring up that story
(which, at this point, is over three years in the past) in order to relate it
to our current drama with Val’s babies, well, it’s genius. It takes something that has already happened,
that seemed to come and go, and that is now in the past, and it uses it to
remind us that Abs can actually understand what Val’s going through. The writing is so good that, now, if I were to
return to that early juncture of the series and watch again, that story would
take on much greater meaning and significance because of what I know is going
to come in the future. Amazing, amazing
writing.
By
the way, the reason Abs even tells Greg this story from season three in the
first place is because, finally, she decides to sit him down and give it to him
straight. She goes to his ranch to meet
him and asks to have a private conversation with him in his office, and she
tells him everything about Val’s babies, including the real, true father. Let’s compliment the writing some more,
because not only does this move the plot forward and give us a new character
knowing the truth about what’s going on, propelling us onward to further
exciting drama, but it’s also a helpful recap in case some people have missed
eps or if maybe they are just starting to tune into the series because their
1985 friends are saying, “You gotta watch KL;
it’s so fucking great and it’s so much better than Dallas.” Rather than just
doing some kind of tacky recap or bringing in that cheesy narrator guy I love
so much to remind us of past events, they do it organically by having Abs talk
to Greg and inform him on everything that’s gone down throughout this
season.
Abby’s
main reason for being so direct with Greg is that he has access to the
Galveston files and papers that she needs, the ones that could help her find
out where the babies are and how to get them.
Greg agrees to give her full access to these papers, but only on the
agreement that, after she leaves the room, they never speak about this
again. Abs grabs a big stack of papers
and leaves, but then we linger for a moment with Greg alone and see him open a
drawer and, GASP, pull out that ripped out sheet of paper that we saw a little
earlier in the season, the one with the address of the Fishers on it. Now, what is Greg’s motivation for hiding
this vital piece of information? Let’s
keep watching to find out.
Meanwhile,
what’s going on with Val this ep? Well,
the first time we see her, she’s having a fantastic attack of sexuality and
horniness that I appreciated seeing.
Since I’m all liberal and free-spirited and an “Every human being is a
sexual human being” kind of person, I always enjoy it when a television series
shows a woman as blatantly and unapologetically sexual, and Val has a fabulous
scene this week. Basically, she’s
hanging out at Ben’s Plant House and they’re having a nice conversation and she
just kinda attacks him. She makes some
sort of flirtatious remark that I’ve already forgotten and then she sorta
climbs on top of him as he lies on his back on the floor and, well, there you
go. It’s really fun to see a horny Val,
I must say, and this scene brought me much joy.
However,
Val starts to act a little strange later on, getting up in the middle of the
night to sneak out of Ben’s Plant House.
He awakes and catches her and, being a true gentleman, gets up out of
bed to drive her home. The next day, he
stops by her house because they are supposed to have a date to go to a museum
or something, and Val claims she forgot all about it because she was on a big
roll working on her third book (you’ll recall that her last two books were Capricorn Crude and Capricorn Crude 2: Capricorn Cruder, and now she’s ready to finish
the trilogy with Capricorn Crude With A
Vengeance). Ben is cool and sweet
and says he’ll leave her alone to work on her novel, but after he leaves, Val
walks over to her typewriter and we see that she hasn’t written a word at
all. Hmmmm, what’s going on here? My
Beloved Grammy hypothesized that Val is uncomfortable and unsure about the way
things are heating back up in her relationship with Ben, that after their on
again/off again drama, maybe she’s not sure if she wants to be back together or
not. I don’t think this is really the
issue, however, and as we move through this ep and the final four eps of the
season, we learn that Val has been waking up at the same time of night every
single day because she feels, deep down in her core, that it’s the babies’
feeding time. She doesn’t know where
they are, but that natural maternal instinct speaks to her and tells her that,
somewhere in the world out there, her babies are hungry.
Let’s
talk about what’s going on with Laura for awhile, shall we? Laura’s material this week is really some
sparkling stuff, and she’s helped immeasurably by the fabulous presence of Ava Gardner as Ruth Sumner (although, I remind you, I’m just gonna keep calling her
Ava because I feel like it). You’ll
recall that Ava first popped up (meaning actually showed her face on the series
and wasn’t just a stand-in walking around with a big hat covering her face) in The Deluge and we had some good material
with her and good banter between her and Sumner, and then she sat out a couple
of eps, but now she’s back in a big way and I gotta say, I’m fucking loving
this character. The last time I watched
the series, I don’t know that I even really took much note of Ava at all aside
from knowing that she was a big deal actress from old movies and that the show
getting her was probably a big get at the time.
Now, however, I’m loving every single second between Laura and Ava and
their instant distaste for each other that they don’t even attempt to
hide. See, we first catch up with Laura
this ep while she’s out on a shopping spree with Lilimae (and Lilimae got a
fantastic new haircut that both My Beloved Grammy and I approved of; My Beloved
Grammy said, “She looks much less old fashioned now”) when they just happen to
bump into Ava (wearing a fabulous hat), who invites them to go for lunch with
her. Laura tries to be like, “No, we’re
busy, we gotta go,” but Lilimae smiles all wide and is like “Oooooooooooh, we’d
love to go to lunch with you!”
From
here, we cut to a great scene of the three ladies who lunch, Lilimae smiling
and looking chummy with Ava while Laura squirms, looking uncomfortable and
annoyed at the whole thing. After
awhile, Laura evacuates the premises (after a nice little exchange in which she
makes some sort of sarcastic comment and Ava says, “Laura, don’t quip, ladies shouldn’t
quip”), leaving Ava and Lilimae alone to share stories, and we get yet another
wonderful callback to days long past.
See, Lilimae fills Ava in on the full history of Laura and Richard and
tells her how Richard was a lawyer who lost his practice, had a mental
breakdown, tried to open a restaurant, and then blew town two years ago. This reminds me of how the writers are never
afraid to bring up dearly departed characters from past seasons, such as Sid. Considering that Richard pretty much just vanished
from town and hasn’t been heard from since, on another show this kind of
dialogue would make me think the writers are getting ready to bring the
character back, giving us a reminder of their existence before they
unexpectedly turn up, but KL doesn’t
play that way. This scene really shows
that the show has a rich past history and that it never forgets that past
history, that the characters will still mention other characters who aren’t in
the cast anymore, instead of shuffling them under the rug as if they never
existed. God, I love this writing.
Our
last scene of the ep is a quick appearance by Sheila Fisher, shown out walking
the twins in their double strollers, providing a reminder for the audience of
where these babies have wound up. As she
walks into her house, we see that someone is watching her from a car, and after
a second we reveal that it’s Greg, and that’s how the episode ends. This is another one of those great endings
where I’m sitting there, I’m watching the show, my eyes are all big and excited
and I’m just watching and enjoying the shit out of it, and then it’s over and
I’m like, “Oh, it’s over,” and I mean that in a good way, in the complimentary
way, because it simply doesn’t feel like 48 minutes have passed. It’s been so brisk and so entertaining and so
packed with information and drama and character moments and I’ve been so
thoroughly entertained that it only feels like maybe fifteen minutes have
passed, so to realize, “Wow, the ep is already over, that felt fast,” shows
that I’m so invested in the proceedings that I lose track of time.
In
my notes for this ep, I wrote, “While a bit more mellow than some eps, still
extremely compelling,” and I’ll stick to that.
This ep maybe doesn’t have as much HIGH DRAMA as other eps do, but it’s
got a lot going on, has fabulous dialogue and witty exchanges, absolutely great
costumes and hair, and a whole bunch of wonderful little callbacks to past
events, not to mention those great character moments like Abs hearing about
Olivia and Brian in a car crash. Since
I’m paying attention to airdates and such now, it’s interesting to note that
this ep aired on April 11th of 1985 and then there was a big long
gap without another new ep until May 2nd of 1985, nearly a whole
month of waiting. I say that because I
can tell you that, after watching this ep, I would definitely be making sure to
tune in for the next ep, whenever it may be, and it would be painful to have to wait that long to see
the next ep.
Fortunately
we don’t have to wait that long to talk about our next ep, so let’s move right
along and start discussing the David Jacobs-directed A Price to Pay.
One of the many reasons I love Michele's portrayal of Karen are her facial expressions. She has no poker face. Every expression is genuine, and you don't have to even hear a word to know what she is thinking.
ReplyDeleteI love whenever you quote Lilimae you lead with, “Oooooooooooh!" Right on the money.
ReplyDeleteI've never seen two more awkwardly positioned babies than those two in that stroller. They looked like they were going to fall out at any moment!
ReplyDeleteThat final scene revealing Greg in the car was great. Loved Abby coming clean with him. It intensifies their relationship and shows Abby is not a complete monster.
ReplyDeleteI'm not loving Ava Gardner. She seems to be acting on an entirely different TV show than the rest of the cast. Almost as if her scenes are being filmed separately. Or perhaps she's had a few too many morning cocktails. In any event, Ruth is not a powerful presence on the show. Certainly not the powerhouse that Howard Duff was as Paul Galveston. I realize he had to die to move the plot forward, but I sure wish he had stuck around for awhile longer.
I thought it was a very strong script by first time "Knots" writer Melanie Mintz. According to IMDB, she only penned one other script for the show. And then not much of a career after that. I wonder why? This was a very strong entry.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Mack suddenly giving back his Galveston file? Seemed rather convenient with the change of heart of Abby to now have the files in Greg's possession... doesn't he care about prosecuting for the Wesphall poisoning? 🤔
ReplyDeleteThe scenes with Ruth and Laura were delicious. And Abby was a delight in this ep.