A BRIEF DALLAS INTERLUDE: PART 4 OF 12
Episode Title: Return Engagements
Season 03, Episode 14
Written by David Jacobs
Directed by Gunnar Hellstrom
Original Airdate: Thursday,
December 20th, 1979
The Plot (Courtesy of TV.com): Miss Ellie is thrilled when Gary and Valene return to be
remarried; J.R. takes Kristin on a trip.
Hello all, and welcome to our last Brief Dallas Interlude for a short while. For those who are growing impatient and wondering why a blog entitled Knots Blogging has spent the last four weeks focusing on episodes of Dallas, fear not, for we shant be visiting Texas and the Ewings who reside there until J.R. gets shot and Gary comes to visit him in the two-part No More Mister Nice Guy, and that’s nearly a year away from this episode. In fact, I believe we can power through the entire first season of KL without having any crossovers into the Dallas universe, but when we hit season two, there will be lots of crossing over from show to show, so stay tuned!
Let’s talk
about David Jacobs for a minute, shall we? The man (pictured below with some of the fabulous ladies of KL) is certainly going to occupy
a very special place in Heaven when all is said and done as he created both Dallas and Knots Landing. However, while you see his name at the end of the
opening sequence of every single Dallas episode
ever, in truth, I think Dallas was
just his gateway to get to KL and
focus all his attentions there. Why do I say this? Well, let’s reflect. Out of
an enormous 357 episodes of Dallas,
the man only wrote six episodes, all taking place either in the first, second,
or third season of that series. He obviously wrote the very first episode, Digger’s Daughter, as well as the season
one finale, Bar-B-Que. He wrote the
last two episodes we just discussed, Reunion: Part One and Reunion: Part Two, which
obviously introduced the world to Gary and Valene Ewing, as well as a third season
episode entitled Ellie Saves the Day.
And finally, the last episode of Dallas he
ever wrote was, in essence, the backdoor pilot to KL, entitled Return
Engagements, the episode we will be exploring today.
First,
a little history lesson and some context for the episode we are
discussing. As I mentioned before, David Jacobs (the genius) conceived KL first,
and now that Dallas, the series CBS
had shown much more interest in, was a runaway smash hit, the time had come to
take Gary and Val and use them as his vessel to spin us off into the magical,
majestic world of KL. So, by this time (the 1979-1980 season), Dallas had officially found its home and
its viewers in the Friday night timeslot, where it would remain until it went
off the air in 1991. However, this
episode, Return Engagements, aired on
a special night, Thursday, in the time slot that would be occupied by KL starting the very next week and it
is, very obviously, the backdoor pilot for the series, so much so that I
maintain they should have included it as, like, Episode 000 on the DVD boxed set
of the first season, and put it on the menu as the episode to watch before the KL Pilot.
Remember
how last week I wrote that Secrets
was very much a Dallas episode and
really didn’t have all that much to do with my beloved Gary and Val? Well, Return
Engagements is the opposite. In
fact, aside from the storyline of J.R. taking his mistress, Kristen Shepherd
(Mary Crosby, who will be crossing over briefly into KL during the second season) on a little excursion out of town, the
majority of this episode focuses on Gary and Val and their second of what will
turn out to be three marriages, along with the general drama that accompanies
this event.
We
begin the episode (after the classic thirty second preview and opening credits sequence, of course) with Miss Ellie moping (a common theme on the
series). She’s sitting up in her
bedroom, listening to some public domain record and being all sad. Down below, we see the Ewing family
attempting to enjoy breakfast but finding it difficult thanks to the
music. “Why does she have to play that
record over and over?” J.R. bemoans, to which Lucy retorts, “It was my daddy’s
favorite,” and we learn that today is Gary’s birthday.
Let’s
take a quick parlay here, shall we? This
episode aired on December 20th, right? Now, presumably it takes place on or around
that day. Obviously the episode spans a
couple of days in total (I think just two or three), but for the sake of
argument, let’s just say December 20th. I am very curious to keep my eyes open and
see if Gary’s late-December-annoyingly-close-to-Christmas-birthday is ever
mentioned again, or perhaps even contradicted on the KL series. In fact, I’m
thinking really hard now and I can’t even remember
if Gary ever celebrates a birthday on KL. Still, as we follow along, I shall pay strict
attention to see if his birthday is ever mentioned again, and if it remains
consistent with what is established in this episode, okay?
Miss
Ellie is sad because she hasn’t seen Gary since, oh, around September 30th,
1978, over a year ago, now. I do believe
Gary is her favorite child, and she is sad that they have never been able to
successfully form a solid mother-son-relationship. She doesn’t even know where he is, for Pete’s sake! No letters, no phonecalls, no telegrams, no
E-Mails (oh, wait….), for all she knows, he could be dead in a ditch, or off on
a bender. As we head into the episode, we
see that Miss Ellie is desperate to find her son and reconnect with him.
Fortunately
for her, Val is still in town, not scared away after her visit with J.R. in Secrets, and when Ellie learns that Lucy
is meeting up with her mother, she insists on coming along with her. At first, Val is surprised to see Ellie in
the park, but Ellie quickly explains that she means no ill will towards her,
that she simply wants to see her son again, and she actually has a line that I
find very telling. She says, “He’s my
son in a different way than Bobby or J.R.
They’re more Jock’s.” Interesting,
no? This line helps explain not only why
Ellie has special feelings towards her middle child, but also why the other
Ewing men (sans the angelic Bobby, of course), find it so hard to get along
with Gary. He’s Ellie’s son, not really Jock’s.
He doesn’t like to do all the things that Bobby, J.R., and Jock like to
go off and do together, kill animals in the woods, drink a lot of beer, be
wild, and so on (although he will prove to have a love of adultery not dissimilar to J.R.'s). Gary is a more gentle
soul, and as we’ll see throughout the next fourteen seasons, his interests lie
more towards trying to make the world a better place.
It’s
not long before we finally see Gary, and yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s the real Gary Ewing, no more of this David Ackroyd crap (no offense, David), for we are now introduced to the blonde haired
man we will be following for nearly 350 episodes of television, Mr. Ted Shackleford, or Shack, as I like to call him.
As we first see him, he is in a crummy hotel (or motel?) room, packing
up his bags and preparing to do, well, what we saw him do last time: Run
away. I guess being in Texas is too much
for him; he’s too close to the fire. I also get the feeling that Val is pushing
him into something, something like marriage, perhaps a wee bit too fast for old
Gary, and he’s gone into flight mode and is about to blow town.
Fortunately
Val comes in and sees what’s going on.
When she realizes Gary is about to run off, they have a whole big talk
and work things out. I remember watching
this episode for the first time, when me and my brother were first getting
really heavy into Dallas, and finding
myself wondering why we were spending so much time with these characters who
were, essentially, guest stars. Thinking
back, I don’t think I was aware
at this point that Dallas even had a
spinoff. It was later on, when Gary and
Val would occasionally guest star, that I did my research and found out there
was this whole other show featuring these characters as leads. But upon first viewing, I was honestly
confused by this episode, as so much time is spent with Gary and Val and their
relationship and barely any time is spent with, say, J.R. or Bobby or Lucy or
any of the usual characters (I don’t think Ray or Cliff Barnes are even
featured in this episode!). However, with
hindsight, this is all very juicy to me, and I repeat one more time that this
is basically essential viewing for
anyone getting ready to watch KL. We have already learned so much about Gary
and Val, and it’s only gonna make the experience of KL that much richer to understand all these intricacies and past
histories.
Basically,
Val talks Gary off the ledge, convincing him not to leave. We learn that, over the past few months, they
have been working on their relationship, seeing if they can get back
together. This sets into motion a
storyline for the early portion of the first season of KL, one I honestly find a little perplexing, but listen here. They want to see if they can make it work,
but they don’t want Lucy to know about it until they have figured it out for
sure. Hmmm, okay? This might make sense if Lucy was a four or
five year old girl, but at this point she is, I think, nineteen or twenty years
old (she’s in college, in any case).
This bizarre protectiveness that Gary and Val have for her, as if she
can’t know that mother and father are even speaking
to each other, um, well it’s odd, and it gives J.R. leverage to do some
evil in an upcoming KL episode, Community Spirit.
Things
escalate fairly quickly the next time we see the dynamic duo, which would be
in, I believe, Bobby’s office at Ewing Oil.
Miss Ellie is there, Gary is there, Val is there, and it’s at this
moment that Gary proposes to Val for the second time. “Valene Ewing,” he says (prompting me to
wonder if Val ever returned to being “Valene Clements” in the interval between
1962 and 1979), “Will you marry me?”
Now, if she said no, we wouldn’t even have a spinoff show, would
we? Fortunately for the sake of everyone
who appreciates brilliant television, she accepts his proposal, they kiss,
everyone is happy, and they start to get to work on wedding plans.
Wheels
are spinning fast here, because as Gary and Val run off to get ready, Miss
Ellie learns of some property that’s recently opened up over in
California. Apparently accepting that
Gary just can’t live in Texas and be around his power hungry father and
brother(s), Miss Ellie has the bright idea to buy them a house of their own
over in California. She looks at a few
sample pictures of the real estate choices, and we get our first glimpse of
16966 Seaview Circle (impressed? Yeah,
that’s right, I know my shit!), the beautiful and cozy little house that Gary
and Val will soon move into (and which will end up being occupied by, oh, about
nine other people throughout the course of the show, including Alec Baldwin!). Miss Ellie gazes at the
picture of 16966 Seaview Circle, an idea forming. What a lovely house! Look at the lovely gate in the front! And the nice long driveway! Oh, it all looks so sweet and so cozy, and
I’ll bet the neighbors, aside from the toxic bores of Kenny and Ginger, are so nice!
There
is quite a bit of very interesting character development in this episode, as
well, and not just for Gary and Val, but for Ellie and Jock, as well. You see, Ellie is extremely pleased that her
son and his one true love are getting remarried, but she chooses not to tell
Jock, probably assuming that Gary wouldn’t want him there, for one thing, but
also imagining that he might stir the pot and ruin this special day. Now, what’s important is that Jock finds out
about the marriage and comes anyway, but he comes with respect, and he doesn’t
say anything mean or degrading to Gary.
He gets all dressed up and is wearing a giant Stetson and he shows up
at, I think, the courthouse, and says he would like to witness his son’s
marriage, “If he’ll have me.” Honestly,
I found this moment remarkably touching, and very important for both
characters. Deep down inside, there is a
soft spot in Jock, and deep down inside, he loves Gary as much as any of his
children. He also shows respect and
understanding for Gary’s second wedding, and that Gary allows him to stay and
witness it says a lot about his character, too.
Jock never crosses over into KL (and
of course, some of that might have to do with Jim Davis’ death in 1981, when Dallas was finishing its fourth season
and KL its second), but I feel like
he really looms large over Gary throughout the run of KL, that Gary is always thinking about his father and what would
make him proud. Gary’s legendary bender
during season four of KL is, for me,
directly linked to the death of his daddy as well as Jock’s will, but we shall
discuss that when we reach that juncture in, um, about a year.
J.R.
is off having his adventure with Kristin, but he sorta flips out when he finds
out that Gary and Val are remarrying and tries to return to Dallas as fast as
possible. Once again, I must ask why
J.R. is so upset by these shenanigans, but I suppose he is still convinced that
Gary and Val want to “Get a slice of the pie” and cut in on his action or
whatever. J.R. hasn’t yet realized (if
he ever does) that his brother means him no ill will; he merely wants to go
about his own life without interference.
But anyway, J.R. gets back to Dallas in time to see his brother and the
blushing bride, although he misses the actual nuptials. Of course, he grins and assures Gary that he’s
delighted for him and all that, though Gary sees right through him.
All
of the pieces are falling into place, and there’s just one development left:
Gary and Val’s home. Miss Ellie shows
them some pictures and tells them they can pick any house they like and she’ll have it all taken care of; she is a
very rich woman and she will buy them a house as their wedding present and as
good luck for their new life together.
At first, Gary is hesitant, insisting that he wants to run his own life,
take care of his own problems and responsibilities, but Ellie gives a rather
eloquent speech that I happen to agree with.
She says that she was weak beforehand and didn’t speak up when J.R. ran
the dynamic duo off of Southfork and stole baby Lucy away from Val. She sat back and let it happen, and she must
atone for this. She says buying them a
home is really a very small thing in comparison to what they have been through
and she hopes they will take this gift as a very small commiseration for all
the past problems and spats. Gary and
Val agree.
Next
up, we get our penultimate scene for the episode, and I’m not gonna lie,
watching it gave me a little half boner.
We get a quick shot of a plane flying off, and then we cut to Bobby,
Gary, and Val, standing in front of their new home at 16966 Seaview
Circle. They all look so happy and the
two simply can’t wait to move in.
“What’s this place called, anyway?” Bobby asks, to which Gary gets really
whimsical, sorta gazes into the sunset, and says, “Knots Landing.” Okay, yeah, in some ways it’s tacky, almost
the equivalent of having Gary hold up a sign saying, “Watch Knots Landing,
starting NEXT WEEK on CBS!” but I really don’t care cuz I am so excited to dive
into the world. Also, let’s be honest,
aren’t all spinoffs sorta tacky, at
least at the start? There’s always that
period where you have to get your spinoff launched and you need to use your
parent series to do it, right? This, of
all the examples I’ve seen, is one of the best ones and actually feels organic
to an overall story (unlike when The Jeffersons spun off from All in the Family and we had an entire episode devoted to the family moving into their apartment in New York). The only thing that
could have made this scene better would have been a little cameo by someone
from the KL gang, perhaps my beloved
Karen or the amazing Richard, but fear not, for we shall be meeting them very
shortly. Also, I know very little about
the behind-the-scenes shenanigans at this point. For all I know, maybe the cast of KL hadn’t even been decided yet, who
knows? In any case, Gary and Val are the
only KL folks who get to cross over
onto Dallas anyway (although Karen
does get a verbal mention from J.R. in a very important Dallas episode), so it’s really not that big a deal.
The
very last scene from this episode involves Sue Ellen and J.R. enjoying
breakfast out in the Texas sun together.
At first, see, J.R. is all grumpy about his brother’s nuptials, probably
convinced that Gary and Val will be moving into Southfork with the rest of the
family, but when Sue Ellen informs him that the two moved off to a little house
in California, J.R. is ecstatic. Larry Hagman lights up with his classic grin and he laughs and he’s like, “Oh,
California, how marvelous!” The episode
ends on a freeze image of J.R.’s laughter, although I like to imagine he’s
already hatching an evil plot to open oil drilling out there in California for Community Spirit.
Yay,
we made it! We have discussed all four Dallas episodes that glide us ever-so-smoothly
into KL, and so now we’ve got the
history, we’ve seen the setup, we’ve seen how Gary and Val have been married,
been divorced, been reunited, been torn apart by J.R.’s evil, and now, finally, afer all these years apart,
have been remarried and are ready to start a new life together. Everything is set up and prepared, and so I
think it’s time, boys and girls, that we all mosey on over to California and
see how Gary and Val get settled into their new home with their new neighbors
and friends. Next week, we shall be
discussing one of the most important events in television history, the very first official KL episode,
entitled, um, well, Pilot (the rest
of the episodes all have cool titles).
See you then!
FOR THOSE INTERESTED IN MY THOUGHTS ON DALLAS, OTHER BRIEF DALLAS INTERLUDES INCLUDE:
REUNION: PART ONE, REUNION: PART TWO, SECRETS, NO MORE MISTER NICE GUY: PART ONE, NO MORE MISTER NICE GUY: PART TWO, END OF THE ROAD: PART TWO, THE SPLIT, FIVE DOLLARS A BARREL, JOCK'S WILL, THE FAMILY EWING, AND CONUNDRUM.
FOR THOSE INTERESTED IN MY THOUGHTS ON DALLAS, OTHER BRIEF DALLAS INTERLUDES INCLUDE:
REUNION: PART ONE, REUNION: PART TWO, SECRETS, NO MORE MISTER NICE GUY: PART ONE, NO MORE MISTER NICE GUY: PART TWO, END OF THE ROAD: PART TWO, THE SPLIT, FIVE DOLLARS A BARREL, JOCK'S WILL, THE FAMILY EWING, AND CONUNDRUM.
I've been waiting for your new post and was not disappointed. Love your attention to detail for those of us who are just coming into your KL love affair. Looking forward to many more!
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite episodes of Dallas...gee I wonder why?
ReplyDeleteAnother amazing essay from you! Cannot wait to get into Knots!
Great work so far, definitely excited to see your thoughts on the first season and beyond of Knots Landing! Whilst we're on the subject of Dallas, however, I absolutely share your sentiments regarding Miss Ellie. Having just slogged my way through 14 seasons of Dallas, the widespread reverence that fans have for this fucking mess of a character has truly confounded me. Her inability to handle any sort of crisis and insistence on having her 50 year old sons, or anyone who was slightly related to her for that matter, living on Southfork became almost comical by the series end. In fact, Dallas itself descended into complete parody in the second half of it's run, which only highlights how strong Knots Landing was in comparison.
ReplyDeleteDear "Unknown" and "Ewan GC," I want to say I am VERY excited to see I am getting some new readers and I really appreciate you guys leaving comments so that I know people out in the internet world are finding my blog and care enough to read what I have to say.
ReplyDeleteI want to address Miss Ellie while the time is right, before we move into KL and she basically stops mattering aside from the occasional mention of "My Mom bought me this house" or whatever. I am sure Barbara Bel Geddes was lovely in real life, and by all accounts everyone who worked on DALLAS said she was just great, and I know she was this really respected stage actress and I just have no context for that since I never got to see her perform onstage. I have also enjoyed her work in other things, such as Hitchcock's VERTIGO (although even in that she does that weird thing of drawing out the last word of every sentence she says, hah hah).
But anyway, all that aside, Miss Ellie SUCKS. She is totally my least favorite characer of the original season one cast, and I can't believe she got an Emmy and Hagman never got a single one! Or Michele Lee, for that damn matter, who never got an Emmy over on KNOTS even though she deserves one for every fucking second! How can Bel Geddes have an Emmy and not Michele Lee? How can there be a God in a universe where this is a reality?
Also, I just want to be clear that I dislike the Bel Geddes Ellie and the Donna Reed Ellie as well. The only Ellie I ever liked was the Molly Hagen version in DALLAS: THE EARLY YEARS. Honestly, I would have been fine with Miss Ellie getting killed off around 1984, giving us some good juicy storylines about her death, rather than having her morph into a different person, morph back into the same person, and then have such exciting storylines as playing chess with Clayton, solving the mystery of "Who sent this key?" or turning into Jessica Fucking Fletcher to solve a VERY LAME series of murders during the 13th season.
When it comes to awesome stage actresses over the age of 60 in 80s nighttime soaps, the award has to go to Julie Harris over Barbara Bel Geddes.
Brett, I LOVE the Miss Ellie hate! I agree that she was a dud character. I have that same level of hate for Diana Fairgate (Am I the only one who wished that Chip/Tony would have killed her off??) But I digress...
ReplyDeleteI am right there with you with the Diana hate. Her over the top theatrics were like nails on a chalk board for me. I have to say my favorite laughable moment is when Diana proclaims herself as "Mrs. Fenice" in season 5 of KL.
DeleteLOL...yeah, and if I remember right, she was scared of Chip right up until 5 minutes before that moment. She was at her most annoying during season 5 when she was a member of the main cast.
DeleteOk, so I've binge-read the first four blogs and am going to do one more tonight. I'm looking forward to getting into Knots Landing proper. I'm very curious to read your thoughts on one of my two favorite Knots characters--Laura Avery Sumner, as she evolves over the seasons. Anyways, enjoying your writing immensely and just have to say again--thanks!
ReplyDeleteIt's so hard to believe the Miss Ellie of the later years would have ever allowed JR to keep Gary and Valene off of Southfork. Jock and Ellie were TERRIBLE parents. I like Ted Shackelford, but in this episode I can't help but wonder how David Ackroyd would have done if it were not for that short-lived "Little Women" tv series!
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